I have a few words to say about our fearless leader. No, I don't mean Todd who works at the 7-11 down the street form me, even though he is pretty cool.
1) It is President Bush! Not Dictator Bush.
If I hear another soul refer to him as that, I will eat you first born children, no joke all I need is mustard and salt.
2) He is the President. Not Gore!!! If I hear another bleeding heart Liberal wine about how Gore won, I will burn down the rain forest, and make you eat a donkey.
3) He is our President, so respect him, or until a new president may be elected.
If I hear another non educated person who doesn't vote criticize him. I will personally fly a 737 into your out house while you are listing to Kid Rock and using the Sears Catalog at wiping paper.
4) If I find out one of you are the protesters, who are the ones raging war on your own country, I will use the freedom of speech that you all take for granted and protest right in front of your house as a war supporter. P.S I will be naked...
5) If you are a voter and you have a degree from Yale and Harvard and you vote, then you have the right to bitch.
A) If you are Shawn's parents, you have the right to bitch all you want. I will never mess with you all.
B) If you seriously thought I would give 4 forms of immunity, then you need to be beat over the head with a Saga Dream Cast. Only those who are educated, Military and Shawn's parents. This also doesn't include N.J.R.O.T.C, you need to shut up if your still in High School. (Except) Luis Gomez
6) Lets try to stop rocking the boat and get along, and if we cant then. I will burn your IHOP of the month card and urinate all over your Denny's discount card. I will then kill you, and blow up the world. (Except) Avril and I.
7) So I want to know how is everyone doing, how is the weather, does anyone know when the next snow storm is? Well I better go pick a flower and write some poems. If you don't like that, then I will strangle all the pandas in the zoo. Ah, flowers are nice.

-MR.STRIKER: The one who back washed the wine on Jesus' chest.