Australian Court Case
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:00 pm
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT
> LADY.......
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and She noticed the man
>opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
>more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
>complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
>old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it
>was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
>condition. She sat down under a sign that
> said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
>
> "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
>reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
>
> "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
>Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself."
>
> "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
>that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just
>lost it."
>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"
> LADY.......
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and She noticed the man
>opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
>more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
>complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
>old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it
>was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
>condition. She sat down under a sign that
> said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
>
> "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
>reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
>
> "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
>Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself."
>
> "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
>that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just
>lost it."
>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"
