Diseased?

dementiastar · Post by **dementiastar** » Mon May 03, 2004 2:03 pm

Since this thing doesn't read tables(HTML) very well, I'll just copy+paste.
(go to the link and put your own name in the box to the right of the results where it says "To patent another disease, enter another name," to get your own results.)
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Congratulations! You are suffering from
Kera's Disease.
Cause: monkey bite

Symptoms: excessive nausea, embarrassing noises, extra toes

Cure: bleach

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi

MaudDib125 · Post by **MaudDib125** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:19 pm

I thought as much. You are suffering from
Mikeitis.
Cause: early mornings

Symptoms: face swelling, spontaneous combustion, bone pain, Guy Fawking of the leg

Cure: sleep

Post by **Buzzman25** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:21 pm

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Shawn's Syndrome.
Cause: genetic mutation

Symptoms: leg numbness, pimples, rotten teeth, sudden terror

Cure: take one and a half placebo tablets every day for the rest of your life

>> Ph33r my sudden T3rr0r!@# << :p

sexykiller187 · Post by **sexykiller187** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:10 pm

You are suffering from
Kera's Disease.
Cause: monkey bite

Symptoms: excessive nausea, embarrassing noises, extra toes

Cure: bleach

Post by **Buzzman25** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:41 pm

You need to put your name in place of Kera sexykiller. That way it will come up with your very own disease.

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:25 am

Good lord! You are suffering from
Gunnaitis.
Cause: eating spicy food

Symptoms: going bump in the night, extreme phantom pregnancy, glimpses of underlying reality

Cure: attempt to repeat cause

:horsey: LOL Phantom pregnancy. That's too weird, somehow I knew I'd get some form of -itis

TitanicMustSink · Post by **TitanicMustSink** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:07 am

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Jamie's Lurgy.
Cause: bad squirty cream

Symptoms: mild chi imbalance, delusions, demoniacal visions, excess mucus

Cure: take two Prozac tablets and come back in the morning

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:50 am

Doctor Unheimlich</A> has diagnosed me with Andreaosis
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: humming, excessive rapid heart beat, walking like an Egyptian
Cure: exercise

Jeaze Jeaze okay i know i'm fat i'll work out.

Buzzman25 EDIT: Woah...now I know why tables were disabled by default.