The Criminal Test

[Lispisgone]

Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!

Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.

And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you are a murderous bastard with the following fine graphic:


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[Buzzman25]

Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!

Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.

The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.

You can proudly tell the world that you gut women like fish with the following graphical badge:

[dementiastar]

Congratulations, you're Charles Manson!

Mad as a hatter and friend of Beach Boy Dennis Wilson, you believe that the Beatles song Helter Skelter is indicative of a coming race war, where the "blackies" will win. You also consider yourself a talented folksinger.

You have amassed a group of female followers known as The Family, who perform killings for you and look upon you as if you were Jesus Christ. You have sex with each and every one of them, and encourage them to have sex with each other, but they're most famous for killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wrote a Beach Boys song and killed Roman Polanski's wife with the following fine graphic:

[MaudDib125]

Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!

Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.

The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.

You can proudly tell the world that you gut women like fish with the following graphical badge:


"I am Jack the Ripper. Come here, my pretty ..."

[BigGunna]

Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you bathe in virgin juice with the following fine graphic:

[Flamebo]

Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!

Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.

In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:






"I am so nuking someone someday..." -Trauma

[Buzzman25]

"I am so nuking someone someday..." -Trauma

If you ask Travis, I know who he'll say to nuke. :p

But then again, he wants to do it, so maybe you can save yours for something else. :ukliam: :explode: :p

[TitanicMustSink]

Not sure how or why I got this one, but here it is:


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Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!

Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.

The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.

You can proudly tell the world that you gut women like fish with the following graphical badge:

[Andrea]

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Hmm interesting