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Avril Lavigne

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 2:19 am
by MR.STRIKER
As BUZZMAN knows, I have been dating Avril Lavigne.
There are some rules I have about this music board!

1) No dissing on my Avril.
If you have the balls or the uterus to do so, this is the consequences are.

A) You die- I will find out who you are and kill you, but first I will kill your pets and family as you watch. I will then put some Kid Rock and that Crow chick, and I will have sex with your favorite pet right in front of you, then kill the pet. Then you die.
Worse off you die while listening to Kid Rock.

2) No, hitting on my woman!

A) You will die!

3) No eye contact with my woman!

A) You will die!

4) No trying to have sex with my woman!

A)-----------I will destroy the world-------------------



JUST A FRIENDLY WARNING!

So how is everyone? Well, have a good day.

Love,
MR.STRIKER

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 8:32 am
by DarksideZero
/laugh
/sigh same old travis just a tad more violent I suppose, long time no see bro

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 1:38 pm
by MR.STRIKER
Zero,
How do you know me? Do I have to come down to NY and spank your first born child? No, but if I do know you, give me a buzz or e-mail me @ [email protected].
If you don't I will destroy the world, and eat your twinkie for dinner.

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 6:02 pm
by BigGunna
Well Avril is cool with me ...

but let me, let you know a few things before this shit gets out of hand

1) No one needs to prove themselves around here.

2) If you ever threaten me or the Buzzman jokingly or otherwise, I will personally cut your balls off and hand them to you partna!

That's about it Squashing the beef before it starts...

Another Freindly Warning -Gun

Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 7:14 pm
by MR.STRIKER
Really?
Do you know who I am? If you threaten me to not threaten you, then you are threading me, and if you do. I will eat your hole family, while watching the Simpsons. Do you got me partna? I know I have nothing to prove to know one, and to say you will take my balls from me, is like saying you like to have balls in your hand. Most of the stuff I say is a joke so don't get butt hurt about it, and lets party. I will buy you a drink!

- STRIKER: Been the reason for people committing mass suicide; since 1984.

P.S Ah, Eric... Long time no see, the last time I saw you was when we were T.P ing Justin Robinson's house.

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 5:06 am
by BigGunna
First off... I know you and your whole crew, I ain't scared of a damn thang. Plus you wanna eat out my whole family watching the simpsons, you dirty Mofucka :P

Secondly: If we're drinkin the first round is always on me

And Third: I'm good, been in H-town for a while got all settled and shit back here. How you doin son?

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 6:41 am
by DarksideZero
heh how do I know you hell thought you would have figured out who everyone was by now I know you from back in the day
I'm Grant you know from all those times at shawns being drun... I mean uh back in uh ... !@#% what else did we do back then?

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 8:22 am
by MaudDib125
What did we do back then ummm Get Drunk, Drill Team, Drunk, Truth or Dare (normally Drunk), Pool, Drunk
OK that ends my list...

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 11:55 pm
by MR.STRIKER
Grant,
Whats up? I don't want to say much, because I have to go punch a cow in the gut, than drink the fluid that comes out of the cow's mouth, then spit it into a... (PG-13)

Visit Uncle Travis' fun house, if you want something more than (PG-13)

-MR.STRIKER: Selling your dogs to Kora: Since 1999

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 1:11 am
by Jen
And I thought I'd be shunned....

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 2:06 am
by MR.STRIKER
What??? You better say something more, or else I will kill you and eat you and your grandma, while playing with my Ninja Turtles.

-MR.STRIKER; Who thinks SPAM is eviler than The BackStreet Boys: since 2000

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 2:15 am
by Jen
No.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 2:31 am
by MR.STRIKER
Reply more, I swear to god...
You will find the rest in Uncle Travis' Fun House

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 2:38 am
by Jen
OK, hooch, what the heck do you want me to post, DANGIT?

I'm typing away, I am not going to say that I find avril's teeth disturbing.. I mean, if you play on being successful and famous, fix your gerd-dern teeth first...

And yes, you can be mad at me for saying such, but it's only fair you hear it from me, your favorite girlie besides Avril.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 2:44 am
by MR.STRIKER
OMG, YOU WILL DIE. I will track your hole family of sheep and kill them too.