I got this from another board but thought you'd all appreciate it.
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Subject: New Men's Holiday
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day you rack
your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or
girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll
let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this that much.
Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but
that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret-guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially
"Steak and Blowjob! Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This
holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man
just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob.
That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT
much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as
with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So
spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Don't forget March 20th !!
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/laugh makes me wish I could remember when swallows day and swallows day again are
You're not your character class
You're not how much gil you have in the bank
You're not the airship you fly
You're not the contents of your item screen
You're not your fuggin' armor
You are the all fightin' all spellcasting heros of the world
You're not how much gil you have in the bank
You're not the airship you fly
You're not the contents of your item screen
You're not your fuggin' armor
You are the all fightin' all spellcasting heros of the world
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