New Men's Holiday (Joke)

Post by **Buzzman25** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:30 pm

I got this from another board but thought you'd all appreciate it.

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Subject: New Men's Holiday

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day you rack
your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or
girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll
let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this that much.
Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but
that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret-guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially
"Steak and Blowjob! Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This
holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man
just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob.
That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT
much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as
with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So
spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Don't forget March 20th !!

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 4:12 am

It seems as though the word is spreading. I actually Fwd you an Email about it before I checked the boards.

DarksideZero · Post by **DarksideZero** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:59 pm

/laugh makes me wish I could remember when swallows day and swallows day again are

Post by **Buzzman25** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:15 am

OMG! I'll get the dates for you from my Maxim calendar.

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:18 am

Did you ever make it to that Maxim party?? I myself passed out from exaustion.

Post by **Buzzman25** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:16 pm

Biggunna wrote:Did you ever make it to that Maxim party?? I myself passed out from exaustion.

Nope, found out it was $40 and Stefanie N. did not come up.

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:14 pm

Oh so it was 40$ I thought it was only 20$ plus I haven't seen Steph in ages tell her I said Hi.

Post by **Buzzman25** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 8:48 pm

Swallows Day is on March 19th (For some of you who think I'm perverted, it's an actual Holiday for the swallow bird.)

The 26th of March is Make Your Own Holiday Day, which Maxim suggested that you became swallows again day.

XStatic4 · Post by **XStatic4** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 9:40 pm

I've heard of this supposed holiday...lol. Thankfully, I haven't participated in it.

Hey, at least no one would be alone on Val Day, considering guy's wouldn't care who gave them a bj or steak. Heh.

MR.STRIKER · Post by **MR.STRIKER** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:25 pm

BTW, XStatic4 is my homie, so please make her want to cry.

MR.STRIKER; Been thinking the Golden Girs were a MILF: since 1984

MaudDib125 · Post by **MaudDib125** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:10 pm

Heh welcome to the group Static.

As for guys not caring that is not entirely true some of us have morals ya know! Just depends on what she looks like