Rules of the Marines

Post by **Buzzman25** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 2:57 pm

Marine Rules

No. 1: "Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns,"

No. 2, "Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive."

No. 7: "In 10 years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived."

No. 8: "If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading and running."

No. 10: "Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty."

No. 11: "Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose."

No 18: "Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them)."

No. 21: "Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. "

No. 22: "Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one."

U.S. Navy rules:
1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture.
2. Send the Marines.
3. Drink Coffee.

Army rules: Show up after fight to provide security and help hand out food to all of the displaced civilians.

Air Force rules: Watch this all on cable in a BOQ [Bachelor Officers Quarters] while drinking a beer.

DarksideZero · Post by **DarksideZero** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 6:18 pm

well speaking for the navy those sound pretty dead on right to me

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:14 am

Makes me want to join the AirForce.