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Best Singles ad ever

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I
love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting,
camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front
door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 875-5555 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.
(Men are so easy).


THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES ADS EVER PRINTED.
>IT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN LISTED IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL
Being driven slowly insane... One moment at a time. :twisted:
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Post by MCmasters_girl »

That's awesome! :lol:
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Heh heh heh, that's great.

I fell for it and laughed at the end. Good stuff!
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