When will you die?

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:07 pm

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
I will die on: February 5, 2045
at the age of 59 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

-Cancer (39%)
-Alcoholism (12%)
-Homicide (8%)
-Heart Attack (8%)
-Alien Abduction (7%)
-Horrible Accident (6%)

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:22 am

December 15, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Homicide (11%)

MaudDib125 · Post by **MaudDib125** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:16 am

Sunday, July 2nd 2051
At the tender age of 70 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (12%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)

I'm gonna out live all you mofos!

Post by **Buzzman25** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:21 pm

Monday, October 24th 2044

At the tender age of 63 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

What kind of s*** is this?

TitanicMustSink · Post by **TitanicMustSink** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:12 am

Saturday, July 30th 2039

At the tender age of 54 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (4%)

Flamebo · Post by **Flamebo** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:29 am

Saturday, July 17th 2038

At the tender age of 54 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (20%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (9%)
Drug Overdose (5%)
Drowning (4%)
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Wow...all makes sence after seeing the cause doesn't it? I don't think I would change that order at all...the drowning was a nice touch at the bottom I think.

TRAUMA

sexykiller187 · Post by **sexykiller187** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:50 pm

Wednesday, September 7th 2044

At the tender age of 57 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (13%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

TahoeJazzLover · Post by **TahoeJazzLover** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:59 pm

To echo Buzz's comment, what kind of a question is this?

Truth is, no man knows the day or the hour, but we DO know that there is a 100 % chance that this will happen to each of us one day. The real question is, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO SPEND ETERNITY?

By the way, if you think the right answer is with the aliens, I'd guess again. There are only two ways to go with this one. I know which way I'm going!
O:)

dementiastar · Post by **dementiastar** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:47 pm

Saturday, September 23rd 2034

At the tender age of 49 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (5%)

Hmmm....somethings gotta give. No. Really.

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:59 am

TahoeJazzLover wrote: Truth is, no man knows the day or the hour...

To quote the loveable Balki Bartacamouse of Perfect Strangers fame...
*Greek Accent* Well of course not, don't be rediculous

But I for one want to go out in style.

Lispisgone · Post by **Lispisgone** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:31 am

Monday, April 1st 2024

At the tender age of 39 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (20%)
Homicide (16%)
Cancer (16%)
Drug Overdose (13%)

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Yay! I die first..... I win!

Flamebo · Post by **Flamebo** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:25 pm

Hey man...
Someguy_01 killed Kenny! You Bastard!@#

That...or he drank himself to death with me...

Lispisgone · Post by **Lispisgone** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:42 pm

Jagermeister tries to hit YOU but MISSES!
Jagermeister tries to hit YOU, but you DODGE!
You have gotten better at drinking! (202)
The ground moves.
Jagermeister begins to cast a spell.
You are hit by non-melee for 263 points of damage.
You have gotten better at drinking! (203)
The ground moves.
You have gotten better at drinking! (204)
The ground moves.
You feel the world begin to spin.
Jagermeister hits YOU for 231 points of damage!
Jagermeister hits YOU for 375 points of damage!
You have been knocked unconscience!

Flamebo · Post by **Flamebo** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:02 am

OMG!@# They nerfed Jager!@# THOUGHS BASTARDS.....!!!!

Post by **Buzzman25** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:57 am

Now that was damn funny Kenny!