Happy Birthday Shawn!!!!

Lady Draven · Post by **Lady Draven** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:21 am

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

it might take me a while but, I will draw you an owl or something

Fvolfrine · Post by **Fvolfrine** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:38 am

seriously, dude, happy birthday.

so that's what, 23?

23 birthday ass-whoppings then!

and your present is on it's way.

Post by **Buzzman25** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:30 pm

Thanks Lady Draven and Fvolfrine.

By the way, I'm a year younger then you Fvolfrine, so just take your age subtract one, and you get mine. The only time thats' wrong is between your Birthday and mine. So, with that said, I'm 24.

dementiastar · Post by **dementiastar** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:01 am

AAAGH! Shawn! you're getting OLD!
Anyway, i hope your birthday was fun and remember: one more year and your car insurance gets lower! WOOOOHooOOOooO!!!!

Fvolfrine · Post by **Fvolfrine** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:13 am

ok, then, 24 ass-whoppins!

Bring on the paddle! Bring on the stick! Bring on the whip!!! Oh wait, I'll take that, thank you very much!

BigGunna · Post by **BigGunna** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:34 pm

Birtday bitty-ach!

dementiastar · Post by **dementiastar** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:05 am

Fvolfrine wrote: Bring on the whip!!! Oh wait, I'll take that, thank you very much!

Seriously, I'm starting to wonder about you and your whip fetish.

But I do have a cat'o'nine tails if that makes you feel funny at all.

Fvolfrine · Post by **Fvolfrine** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:48 am

after having seen "The Passion Of The Christ," cat'o'nine tails just make me feel sick.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:00 pm

Happy Late Birthday. Sorry it is late but my computer is so broken that i hate dealing with it now. I hope you had a great time you old fart! J/K Hope to see you soon!

Lazy Kera again · Post by **Lazy Kera again** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:19 pm

Fvolfrine wrote:after having seen "The Passion Of The Christ," cat'o'nine tails just make me feel sick.

Well, i can just bust out my paddle that leave an imprint of the word "BITCH"

HAHAHAHHA!!

Fvolfrine · Post by **Fvolfrine** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:40 am

then I'll just have to bust out my branding iron that leaves the words "Property of Fvolfrine" permanently on your hide. Anyone else want some?

dementiastar · Post by **dementiastar** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:44 pm

You do that and i get to restrain you and stick a gag ball in your mouth and have my way with you using hot candle wax. And then rip that shit off your chest leaving a giant "K" in your chest hair. >:)

Beware of Mistress Macabre!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fvolfrine · Post by **Fvolfrine** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:27 am

well, since my chest hair already is in the shape of an "X," a "K" wouldn't be that hard to shape.

Man, Shawn's birthday is wacked out

dementiastar · Post by **dementiastar** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:32 pm

Yeah, I could prolly wax a K in there somewhere. But then I'll dye it blue!

*mental picture*

...

HAHAHAHAHHA!

Fvolfrine · Post by **Fvolfrine** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:05 am

well I guess that's better than having a red "A" branded on my chest.

Happy Birthday Shawn!