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I'm sorry, but you cannot beat my horse... no, my stallion


And you can take that whatever way you need to.
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so if by "Stallion" you're talking about your Mustang, then no, I cannot beat you. I cannot beat you when it comes to who gets from 0-60 faster. Or for who can get to 100pmh faster. Heck, I probably couldn't beat you from one stoplight to the next. But...

When it comes to off-roading, I'll walk all over you. Or drive all over you, as it may be. My "stallion" may not be the fastest, but it sure as hell is functional.

Oh wait, what kind of "stallion" were you talking about...
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Well yeah, I Know I have... THE FASTEST CAR ON THE BOARD. Although I have been 4 wheeling with Kera in it*grumble friggin saturn grumble*

If we're talking about other. I know you can swing that wepon x... but can you swing it like DaGunna? (this shall be my new favorite catch phrase)
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I'd like to race your Mustang in my rebuilt Austin Healy Race Car. Beyotch!
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Hell Yeah I can swing it like DaGunna. Shoot, I can swing it LOTS better than DaGunna, since I'm hung like a squirrel. A squirrel, I tell ya!!!

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So much for that catch phrase...
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Buzzman25 wrote:I'd like to race your Mustang in my rebuilt Austin Healy Race Car. Beyotch!
Although it is an awesome and prestigeious ride. Get me the specs on that car and I'll beat your ass on paper less than in real life. I'm pretty sure I put out Twice the HP and 3x's the torque of the healy.
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Silly boys and your silly toys.

Show me something of real skill, you know...prove your machoness. It takes little talent to step on a gas pedal. :lol:
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Like what?

Almost electrifying myself in a pool of water tring to fix my washer?
Getting all sweaty installing graphics and a stereo system on Fawn's car?
Pulling the E brake into a turn to lock the wheels?
Shift locking the car so the back wheels bark into a drift?
Or like eating a raw steak?

I did that yesterday, so I don't need to prove my machismo to anyone... I'll just kick their ass. Can I get an Amen Arrrr Arrrrrr Arrrrrrrggggghhhh?

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PPS: I liked that last quote so much We shall introduce the New Signature series Gunna! *see below*
-I don't need to prove my Machismo to anyone...I'll just kick their ass.
-Love everyone, trust no one.
-Live life like a sniper, you only get one shot so make it count
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Wow, Gunna, that last catch phrase of yours didn't last very long.

Anyway, dementia, I'll show you something of real skill. It's about 8 inches long, hard and lumpy, and the ladies love it when I turn it up. They ask for it by name!

It's the remote control to my stereo system, and it rocks!

This boy loves his toys.
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Yeah I know mang, It doesn't go with everything. It doesn't roll of the tounge as good as I thoght... wel not as good as when I'm eating sushi. I shall stick to... BOO YAH!
-I don't need to prove my Machismo to anyone...I'll just kick their ass.
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Fvolfrine gets 10 machismo points for being witty.

Gunna gets 5 for being direct.....and damn near electricuting himself.
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well, Gunna, we will concede that your car is probably faster than our cars, but when it comes to computers, we all know that Buzzman's set up can probably do nerd laps around our rigs... (Fvolfrine is waiting for Buzzman to spew out all of the specs on his 26 computers)
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Fvolfrine wrote:well, Gunna, we will concede that your car is probably faster than our cars, but when it comes to computers, we all know that Buzzman's set up can probably do nerd laps around our rigs... (Fvolfrine is waiting for Buzzman to spew out all of the specs on his 26 computers)
I personally own a P4 2.56 GHz machine with 1 GB of RAM. I have combined over 350 GB of hard drive storage. I've got a GForce 4 MX 440 with 64 MB RAM (I know, I need to upgrade). I've got a basic sound blaster card, which at the current time is good enough for me, and a zillion pieces of software.

I also own three other computers, but they suck, so I won't go into detail.
dementiastar wrote:Silly boys and your silly toys.

Show me something of real skill, you know...prove your machoness. It takes little talent to step on a gas pedal. :lol:
Ok, you want to see some talent? How about this?

Team America - America, F*** Yeah!
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