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Darkness Falls...heh heh. All I can say is read the damn book. Book is much better and tells a shitload more. Like: The reason why Ray hated Jake and fought with him. The son of the cop's real feelings towards his father Caitlin's feelings toward Jake Not to mention, it tells the story of why Matild...

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(Sorry Sara, I'm trying my part to keep it clean. Please save it for UNCLE TRAVIS' FUN HOUSE, were the dead babies come to be eaten."

Ok boys, sorry to ruin your fun and anticipation, but I watched the movie last nite. All I can say is that Mr. Zombie should make music only . This movie SUCKED. The only funny things about it: *Zombie's wife/girlfriend/whatever was in it playing a sadistically stereotyped dumb blonde type *Myrtle f...

Anyone see the episode the other nite when Jennifer Lopez becomes Cartman's hand? If not, here's what you missed in a few of the quotes: Cartman: MOM! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed! JLo Hand: One day I might love you more than TACOS AND BURRRRRITOS! Cartman: Eww! Ben Affleck spooge! Cartman yet aga...

*Laughs hysterically, picturing Travis' O facw while listening to Tom Petty* Frickin' Priceless.

So that's why it's crooked! Jeez, Travis, you need to learn how to glue straight...

Angus Scrimm is easy. He always played the Tall Man or Jebidiah Morningside (sp?) in the Phantasm movies. Duh. And his real name is Lawrence Rory Guy, making his nickname Rory Guy. Anymore brain busters? I'll take you on anyday for horror trivia...c'mon, hit me with your best shot! :twisted: *Puts f...

Undergrads is hilarious. Especially the blonde guy who always goes "Ok, guy...Hey guy...Thanks guy."

Great stuff.

When did I become a he?

*Thinks back*

Oh yeah, Travis, I want my dick back!

Oh, you mean that picture of her bodyguards kicking the shit out of you and her flipping you off? Heh heh.

Celebrity marriages; they never work, do they?

JK Travis. But her as the First Lady? You'd have to put in a skateboard rink for that...jeez.

I think Clone High is pretty funny, and this comes from somebody who isn't that much of an MTV fan. *****


Opposite note: Does anyone notice that looks more like it's afraid and it's lip is quivering?

I personally thought that Donnie Darko was a good movie. True, the storyline is a bit...well...fuked up in the head, it was good. Jake Gyllenthal surprised me by playing such a dark role. His sister in the movie, Maggie Gyllenthal, is his real life sister, too, by the way. But the movie had the maki...

True, I thought that The Ring was pretty good. But if someone tells you (happy Travis?) that Ringu (Japanese version that inspired The Ring ) is better than the American version, tell them to shut up, because then they apparently don't know good horror. I saw Ringu , hearing it was much better than ...

I've heard of this supposed holiday...lol. Thankfully, I haven't participated in it.

Hey, at least no one would be alone on Val Day, considering guy's wouldn't care who gave them a bj or steak. Heh.