Since this thing doesn't read tables(HTML) very well, I'll just copy+paste.
(go to the link and put your own name in the box to the right of the results where it says "To patent another disease, enter another name," to get your own results.)
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Congratulations! You are suffering from
Kera's Disease.
Cause: monkey bite
Symptoms: excessive nausea, embarrassing noises, extra toes
Cure: bleach
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi
Diseased?
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Textbook example. You are suffering from
Shawn's Syndrome.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: leg numbness, pimples, rotten teeth, sudden terror
Cure: take one and a half placebo tablets every day for the rest of your life
>> Ph33r my sudden T3rr0r!@# << :p
Shawn's Syndrome.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: leg numbness, pimples, rotten teeth, sudden terror
Cure: take one and a half placebo tablets every day for the rest of your life
>> Ph33r my sudden T3rr0r!@# << :p
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Doctor Unheimlich</A> has diagnosed me with<br><b>Andreaosis</b>
<b>Cause</b>: sexually transmitted
<b>Symptoms</b>: humming, excessive rapid heart beat, walking like an Egyptian
<b>Cure</b>: exercise
Jeaze Jeaze okay i know i'm fat i'll work out.
Buzzman25 EDIT: Woah...now I know why tables were disabled by default.
<b>Cause</b>: sexually transmitted
<b>Symptoms</b>: humming, excessive rapid heart beat, walking like an Egyptian
<b>Cure</b>: exercise
Jeaze Jeaze okay i know i'm fat i'll work out.
Buzzman25 EDIT: Woah...now I know why tables were disabled by default.